Saw my first pig flu masks in San Ignacio today. Pig flu insanity.
Tomorrow morning, I won't be able to understand anybody because the
whole town will be masked. And the following day, the whole town will
actually be covered in a huge pile of pig flu masks to a depth of
fifteen feet. After that, the masks will develop the ability to reason
for themselves, and will drive humans out of the settlement, solving all
of the communities' deforestation problems by increasing substantially
all taxes on ranching and forest extraction. But by then, I'll be in
Chile, since it will be at least another couple of days before the masks
can solve their collective action problems and write a constitution.
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