America has nominated Kinky Friedman as our candidate for vice
president. Friedman supports the "de-wussification" of America, and
argues that we should utilize Mexico's traditional system of patronage
politics to stem the tide of illegal immigration.
As our current presidential nominee, former one-term U.S. president
James K. Polk would be the oldest person to serve in the executive
office (currently 203 years old), Friedman is an important addition to
the ticket, as his likelihood of serving as president, were Polk
elected, is very high (nearly 100%).
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